Although the source for this statement was a reputable science magazine, it was not the original source, and the original source was ambiguous. Therefore, it became necessary to contact the researcher who made the original statement and check how he reached this conclusion. Our researchers also had to find the formula and the information needed to calculate for themselves what impact a jumbo jet might have on a spiderweb the size of a football field. Many hours of research and meticulous calculations eventually confirmed the accuracy of this astounding piece of information.
Those boys working in writing are wasting their time on insignificant minutia. Classical straining out the gnat and gulping down the camel. Well I guess they got to kill time writing about forgone conclusions, with a heavy personal bias steeped in a fantasy about writing for God's organization and a wishful imaginary end of the world scenario where everyone loyal to the GB get an eternal reward.